Thneedville's Avengers.

Based of: [link]

Awww yeah!!!
Yes, I changed a few things, to make it more..."original"...
YES, Hawkeye is now a chick! tsk. tsk.
YES, Hulk is a now a GIANT orange peanut...with a moustache...

Once-ler: *chops down tree*
Lorax: LORAX SMASH!!!

HAHAHA....Thor aka TED!!
At first I was going to make Hawkeye Once-ler and Loki Wrath...(if you have watched the movie then u know why...*hint hint*...manipulation *hint hint*).


But here is the reason why Oncer-ler HAD to be Ironman...
TONY STARK IS ONCE-LER'S FATHER!!!
Don't believe me?
Allow me to explain!!!

None knows who Once-ler's dad is, his mum doesn’t mention him, Once-ler doesn't mention him...NONE KNOWS!!...We all know his mum is a sucker for money and fame (Tony IS famous & Rich)...My theory is, Once-ler's mum got drunk, slept with Tony and fell pregnant with our Oncie. In order to keep quiet Tony paid A BIG amount of money to shut her mouth. (that is why none mentions Tony nor Once-ler's dad)
How do we know Tony IS his dad?
Tony is a genius; he is an inventor and is ambitious. He will keep biggering Stark industries to its maximum. He wears a suit. He likes fancy things. He likes rock music. He is a good guy but is often seen as a bad person. He has dark hair and handsome features.
NOW...does anyone know who this also reminds you of? YES, Once-ler!!
HA! Point Proven!

Once-ler...is actually a Stark!!



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